Wednesday

Eat your heart out, all-other-majors.

Tuesday

Somehow or another I'm playing in an Intramural soccer game later tonight.

I can't even think of the last time I played soccer. Senior year in gym? Junior year?

Gosh, I don't even know.

Soccer was always one of those sports where I didn't really know what to do.

And when I did do something, it was usually slide tackling someone to the ground.

At least I don't do things half-way.

It's a shame I'm already wearing contacts today. Otherwise I'd break out the sports goggles, and then they'd know I was serious.

Monday

coll-ege

[kol-ij]

-noun

1. Institution of higher learning.

2. The place where you can eat a whole box of Macaroni and Cheese out of the saucepan you cooked it in, keeping it warm on your radiator while reading the paper of your college town and doing homework that is due tomorrow...and no one will judge you.

Well this is embarrassing.

What on earth happened?

I was so excited to make this happen. And I only lasted two weeks.

I'm going to try again.

At the very least I'll try and get a post up every few days.

I think I can commit to that.